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LUCIFER:
Previously on Lucifer...

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So you're the Devil,
and you've left Hell behind

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to take a vacation
in Los Angeles.

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How could you possibly help me?

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I have a certain skill set.

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I can be very persuasive
with people.

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I got it; the name,
the whole "Lucifer" thing,

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and desire is
like your superpower.

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(Lucifer groans)
CHLOE: How did you survive

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getting shot six times?

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Is that your normal reaction

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to someone saving your life?

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When I see something
I can't explain,

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yeah, I look for answers.

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Well, I've given you
the answer, Detective.

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It's not my fault
you won't accept it.

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CHLOE:
What happened with Lucifer?

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You don't get it, do you?

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He's the Devil! He's the Devil!

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LUCIFER: Where's your ex,
Detective Douche?

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Hi, Daddy.

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Hi, munchkin.

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CHLOE: Wow, shocker,
you're late.

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Come on, give
me a break.

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Right, here's the deal.

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We can have as much naked
cuddle time as you desire,

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but you're gonna have
to listen to me too.

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LINDA: You like
to hide insecurity

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in humor, don't you?

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What do you think
I'm insecure about?

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That you are changing,

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that you don't know
what's causing the change.

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Or who.

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(wind whistling)

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Go on.

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Go ahead, jump.

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You know you want to.

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Hmm?

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Trust me, it's
a warm welcome.

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Won't it hurt?

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Oh, there's only
one way to find out.

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(cheering, shouting)
♪ All day I was out ♪

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♪ Feeling, thinking of you... ♪

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Lovely.

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♪ Buzzing by myself tonight ♪

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♪ ♪

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Sorry.

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♪ Same place ♪
Excuse me.

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♪ Same old rhyme ♪

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♪ Same troubles
on my mind, too ♪

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♪ I still changed
and don't know why... ♪

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WOMAN: You're the man
of the hour.

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Everyone's here
to see you.

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What's the worst
that can happen?

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Come on, have one
drink with me.

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I can't, I'm sorry, I'm not
trying to be a buzzkill,

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I'm just... I'm not in the
mood to party, all right?

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How can you decline
this ravishing siren's

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invitation to imbibe?

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(chuckles) Well, if L.A.'s
taught me anything,

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constant rejections
do build character.

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LUCIFER: Sincerely doubt
"constant rejection"

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is something you
ever deal with.

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(chuckles)

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You could learn a thing
or two from this guy.

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Oh.
(chuckles)

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Witty, charming and wise.

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Have you lost your mind?

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Do I know you?

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Lucifer.

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Morningstar.

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Right, you're the
club owner guy

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who grants people favors.

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Yeah, I don't need
anything from you.

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Oh, I beg
to differ, Ty.

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I have been looking
for you all night.

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And you are in desperate
need of my help.

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Star quarterback,
number-one draft pick,

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and yet, for some inexplicable
reason, a virgin.

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Look, man, I got all the haters
I need online, all right?

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No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not criticizing.

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I'm fascinated.

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I mean, do you know
how rare you are?

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A celebrity virgin
in Los Angeles,

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and surrounded by temptation.

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I mean, you, Ty, are like

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a four-leaf clover
and a unicorn made a baby.

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Without, uh, having
sex, of course.

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(wry chuckle)

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MAN: Aw, thanks,
I appreciate it.

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My agent wanted me
to throw this party.

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Oh.

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Yeah, he wants me to loosen up.
He's right.

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I've met your type before,

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so desperate
to control their lives,

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they forget to enjoy it.

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So answer me this.

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If you were to ever,
you know, let go,

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what is it you'd
really want to do?

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I, uh...

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Yeah.
I...

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I want to skip my morning
workout sometimes.

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Boring.
Just chill on the couch

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and watch Master Chef.

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This is the fantasy life

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of a postmenopausal housewife.

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Come on, Ty, there must
be something deeper.

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I, um...

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Yeah.

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I want to get laid so damn bad.

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(laughing):
And there it is.

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You got no idea how hard it is
holding out for marriage, man.

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Uncomfortably hard, I'm sure.

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(both chuckle)

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Look, I was going to
with my girl,

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but, uh, we broke up.

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Oh...

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I thought she was gonna be

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the mother of my children.

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Well, she wants to be
the mother of your children.

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Come on, Ty,
it's the fourth quarter,

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but you can still
win this game.

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I mean, look at her:
death and taxes

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are less of a sure thing.

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No, I can't.

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But you desire her.

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Why fight it?

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Because my mother
taught me that...

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Oh, no, don't-don't bring her
into this; that's disgusting.

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Uh... it's about you.

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What do you want?

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Her.

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Well, then "carpe diem,"
my friend.

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Ah, hello again,
my little cannonball.

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Sorry, I didn't
introduce myself earlier.

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Lucifer. Morningstar.

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Seriously?

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Yes, yes.

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I'm the Devil, hope you'll
hold it against me.

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Lucifer Morningstar,
the guy who owns Lux?

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That's me.

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(laughing):
No, it's not.

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I've seen him before.

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His beats are sick.

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I very much beg your pardon.

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Beats?

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Yeah.

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He performed at a rap battle
last week in the Valley.

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Every single part of that
sentence horrifies me.

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It is so gross

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that you're pretending
to be someone you're not.

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(scoffs)
Even your accent is fake.

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(weak coughing)

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Me!

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(scoffs)

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♪ Now I'm feeling
like a monster... ♪

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(chuckles)

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Don't mind if I do.

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♪ Monster, monster ♪

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♪ Ah, ah-ah... ah, ah-ah ♪

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♪ Monster, monster ♪

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♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪

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♪ Monster, monster. ♪

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TY:
Lucifer.

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Wake up.

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Something really bad happened.

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Well, I hope you enjoyed
every minute of it.

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No, no, no, you
don't understand.

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Look, I'm freaking out, okay?

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Can you just help me, please?

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I need that favor.

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Right.

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♪ ♪
(gulls screeching)

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Mommy, did Daddy
forget to pick me up?

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No, monkey, I'm sure
he's just stuck in traffic.

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Are you doing
homework?

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Um, sort of.

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What's the assignment?

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Uh, well, I saw Lucifer do
some things I can't explain.

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Is Lucifer a magician?

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That's sort of what
I'm trying to figure out.

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When Daddy gets here,
maybe he can help.

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Mm.

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Sometimes Daddy helps me
with my homework.

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I'm not sure if Daddy has
the answers to these questions.

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Why don't you
just ask Lucifer?

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Because if he's a magician, then
he won't reveal his secrets.

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So I have to find out
on my own how Lucifer does...

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(cell phone rings, buzzes)
these things that I can't...

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explain.

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Oh, that can't be him.

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(phone beeps on)

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Decker.

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Lucifer, how did you
even get this number?

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LUCIFER:
Excuse the mess,

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but it's so good of you
to come, Detective Decker.

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Thanks for being super-cryptic
in a really unhelpful way.

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(chuckles)
What's the emergency?

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Well, it's-it's better to
show than tell, really.

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I...

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♪ ♪

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CORONER: Petechial
hemorrhaging in the eyes.

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Contusions
on the neck.

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Signs of strangulation.

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And one of the victim's
fake nails was ripped off.

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Signs of struggle.

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We got a murder
on our hands.

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Thanks.

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CHLOE:
So what happened?

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TY: Um, well, I woke up early,
'cause my head hurt.

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I, uh...

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I had a hangover.

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I... I've never
drank before, so...

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That's on me. Sorry.

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Yeah, so I came down
to get some water,

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and that's-that's
when I saw her in the pool.

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Did you know her?

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Not before last night.

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I talked to her for
a little bit.

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Her name
was, uh...

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Ali, maybe?

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I don't know. I mean, I'm having
a hard time remembering.

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You think she
accidentally slipped,

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fell in the pool
and drowned?

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No, I think she was murdered.

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Oh, my God, that's...
that's terrible.

227
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So why didn't you call
the police right away?

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Well, I told Lucifer.

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He said... he said that
he would call the police.

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LUCIFER:
And I did.

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Detective Decker's
a homicide detective.

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She's been very helpful

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in the other murders
that I've encountered.

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I am not your personal
police concierge.

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You are gonna find out
who did this, aren't you?

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(inhales)

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Of course I am,
because that's my job.

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Right.
Not because
you want me to.

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(scoffs) Right.

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First things last:
Do you have any idea

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who had contact
with her last night?

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Um, no, uh, no, but they asked
me to get the... the guest list.

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(quietly):
Oh, geez.

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250 guests.

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You know what
that means.

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Great party.

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250 suspects.

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Oh. Uh, I'd be careful
with that thing

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in the guest bedroom.

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There's a good chance
you'll go blind.

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Unspeakable acts.

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Yes, we got a little
carried away. (chuckles)

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Stop interfering.

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I'm helping.

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You forget that
my expertise

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is finding the right people
to punish, Detective.

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It's what I do.

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Or, uh, did, at least.

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You want to do something?

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00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,512
Then help account for everyone
who was at the party.

261
00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,180
Oh.
Coroner puts
the time of death

262
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,515
between 1:00 and 3:00 a.m.

263
00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,141
Actually, is there someone

264
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,684
who can vouch for your
whereabouts at the time?

265
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,603
Several someones, in fact.

266
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,021
Yes.

267
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,814
Get them to tell you
every little detail

268
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,525
just to make sure
that I'm not lying.

269
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,736
I'll have someone else
handle that.

270
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,906
So... a bona fide killer on the
loose that needs to be punished.

271
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:15,907
Time to punch in.

272
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,742
There she is.

273
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,078
Do you know anyone here?

274
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,080
No. Sorry.

275
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,082
I mean, people just
show up to these things.

276
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,625
Did anyone look suspicious?

277
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,752
(scoffs) Where do
we start, Detective?

278
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,379
I mean, look at those
big strong hands.

279
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,922
Perfect for squeezing
the life out of someone.

280
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,592
Oh, ginger lad.

281
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:34,926
Soulless bastards.

282
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,595
Give even me the creeps.

283
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,929
I...

284
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,347
You need to sit
with the witnesses.

285
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,933
LUCIFER:
Haven't I proven myself

286
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,684
extremely useful at detectiving?

287
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,354
Actually, no, I don't need
your help color-commentating.

288
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,106
I need facts
and hard evidence.

289
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,733
So unless you can help
me with either, stay.

290
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,445
But I don't want to be stuck
out here with these miscreants.

291
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,946
These are your people.

292
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,948
Detective!

293
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,742
(huffs)

294
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,119
(woman retching, vomiting)

295
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,830
This won't do at all.

296
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,631
Hey.

297
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,048
I heard all hands on deck.

298
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,800
I came as quick as I could.

299
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,093
Yeah, and on time.

300
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,763
Look, Chloe,
I'm sorry about earlier, okay?

301
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,307
I got held up at an arrest
in Hollywood.

302
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,475
I couldn't get away.

303
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,601
I get it, Dan.

304
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,810
Save the apologies for Trixie.

305
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,354
This is work,
and right now,

306
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,230
we have a victim
with no fingerprints on file.

307
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,774
These all the unclaimed items
from the party?

308
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,652
Yeah, I checked everything.

309
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,112
Unfortunately, no I.D.
that matches our victim.

310
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,489
So, what are you thinking?

311
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,617
Well, I'm thinking our victim

312
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,869
wore a cute red dress.

313
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,622
There's no way she'd have
that pink clutch.

314
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,248
She was out to have fun,

315
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,501
so that nixes anything big
and bulky, like a tote.

316
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,586
I don't know.

317
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,421
I'm looking for
something small,

318
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,631
a little sexy...

319
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,466
classy.

320
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,177
Something like this.

321
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,761
Wait a minute,
I-I thought you said

322
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,055
all this stuff was
searched already for I.D.

323
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,181
I'm not looking for an I.D.

324
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,558
I'm looking for a car.

325
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,976
(car alarm chirps)

326
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,355
Ali Thornton, 23,
from Boise, Idaho.

327
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,772
Her info matches
the registration

328
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,940
we found in the glove box.

329
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,192
Hmm.

330
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,652
She was a long
way from home.

331
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,737
What were you doing here, Ali?

332
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658
I'll see what I can
find on her.

333
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,867
Detectives,

334
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,118
found something
in the master bedroom.

335
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,626
Found this here in the bed.

336
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,504
And it matches the missing
fingernail of the victim.

337
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,425
Isn't this Ty's bedroom?

338
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,094
Yeah, looks like they did
a lot more than talk.

339
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,556
(woman moaning
passionately nearby)

340
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,187
(Lucifer moans with pleasure,
as woman's moans continue)

341
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,314
What the hell are you doing?

342
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,484
Well, since you banished me
outside with the lepers,

343
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,069
I decided to make myself useful.

344
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,863
You call watching porn
on your phone useful?

345
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,574
This isn't my phone, Detective.

346
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,325
I think it's
our recently departed's.

347
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,540
Where did you get this?

348
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,375
Just heard a ringy-ding
and followed the noise.

349
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,960
Now, is delete
the little rubbish bin--?
No.

350
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,129
You can't delete
anything on this phone.

351
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,756
But it shows
Ty and Ali having sex.

352
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,215
It's very distracting.

353
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,550
(quietly):
Wait.

354
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,842
Ooh, you've reached
the money shot?

355
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,595
Are you taping this?

356
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,557
TY: I don't know.

357
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,559
Over there,
we had a drink.

358
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,561
And I didn't know
the girl that well.

359
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,523
Where are you going?

360
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,317
Detective!

361
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,154
Hey!

362
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,238
What's going on?

363
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,864
Detective, you're
making a mistake.

364
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,991
Stay out of this, Lucifer.

365
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,284
Cuff him.

366
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,577
Wait, what?
Ty Huntley,
you're under arrest

367
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,787
for the murder
of Ali Thornton.

368
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,371
This is ridiculous.
Lucifer,

369
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,957
this is all your fault.
I wish I'd never met you.

370
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,462
(siren wailing in distance)

371
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,509
(indistinct radio
communication)

372
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,595
(sighs)
Trust me, Detective.

373
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,929
I have been doing
this a long time.

374
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,306
I know evil.

375
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,848
You've arrested the wrong man.

376
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,434
The person responsible
is still out there.

377
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,935
How are you so sure?

378
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,646
What desire would Ty have
to kill a girl

379
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,397
giving him a
wonderful time?

380
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,399
Ty had a squeaky-clean image.

381
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,610
He sleeps with a girl.

382
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,195
Then he finds out
she's taping him.

383
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,030
She's gonna ruin everything.

384
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,406
He gets angry
and loses control.

385
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,866
You saw the video.

386
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,117
The only thing that
that video proves

387
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,285
is that Ty had sex.

388
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,412
He was horny, not murderous.

389
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,747
Then why would he lie about it?

390
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,332
Blame the tequila.

391
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,626
He had motive and opportunity.

392
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,795
Look, I just want to make sure

393
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,421
that you're punishing
the right person.

394
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,631
I will.

395
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,757
That's what I do.

396
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,258
Lovely, we want the same thing.

397
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,426
And there's
something else on the phone

398
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,678
that you should look into--

399
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,262
No more porn.
I'm good.

400
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,806
No, it's not that.
We should look into it--

401
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,141
"We," as in the LAPD,
will look into it.

402
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,518
You can go now.

403
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,188
("Delta Rights - Oil Boom"
by Ryan Taylor intro playing)

404
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,241
♪ ♪

405
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,494
(Lucifer sighs deeply)

406
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,329
Line up some shots, Maze.

407
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,831
(grunts)

408
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,957
Oh, hell, I may
just take a bottle.

409
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,418
Thank you.

410
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,963
That was the LAPD.

411
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,217
Ah, was Detective Decker
calling to apologize?

412
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,511
Unless it involves lingerie,
I don't accept.

413
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,846
Financial Investigations Unit.

414
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,514
Hmm?

415
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,016
Apparently, you destroyed
the honeymoon suite

416
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,394
at the Budget Hut
in Tarzana last night.

417
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,521
I'd rather return
to the fires of Hell

418
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,398
than spend a night in Tarzana.

419
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,400
And then, someone
with your name and credit card

420
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,361
skipped out on a $2,000 tab

421
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,865
at Zany Wings.
(laughs)

422
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,909
Do I look like
I'd eat a Zany Wing?

423
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:52,660
Someone is

424
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,328
clearly masquerading as me!

425
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,705
Rap battles
and hot wings?

426
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,707
You need to find
this cheap knockoff

427
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,375
and make him suffer--
do you understand?

428
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,335
Why?
You said it yourself--

429
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,337
humans are fascinating, right?

430
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,964
(scoffs)

431
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,675
I can't wait to see
what this one does next.

432
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,888
Zany Wings.
(laughs)

433
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:15,224
♪ You got me dead to rights. ♪

434
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,684
It's not right!

435
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,729
I mean, Budget Huts
and Zany Wings?!

436
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,314
I mean,
this malfeasant reprobate

437
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,399
is diluting the Lucifer brand!

438
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,527
Finally, I get my father's beef
with graven images.

439
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,906
Sounds like this guy's
really gotten under your skin.

440
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,074
Typical in a town
full of charlatans.

441
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,660
Eh, this is a place

442
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,662
built on lies
where nothing is authentic

443
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,037
or genuine.

444
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,873
You don't even
have to be famous

445
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,959
to get a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

446
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,919
You can just buy one!

447
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,754
Are we still talking
about the impostor?

448
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,048
Yes. I'm gonna tear him
limb from limb.

449
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,176
Uh... is it possible

450
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,970
you might be overreacting a bit?

451
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,849
No! How would you feel
if some off-the-rack impostor

452
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,392
was dragging your name
through the trenches of Encino?

453
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,646
Well, someone stole my identity
a few years back.

454
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,606
And after a
few long calls

455
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,818
to the IRS and the bank,
everything was fine.

456
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,486
No big deal.

457
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,988
"No big deal."

458
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,656
(laughs)
That's because you're you.

459
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,282
I'm me!

460
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,993
And this is a-a travesty!

461
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,953
But your reaction,

462
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,038
your anger toward this

463
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,040
minor inconvenience,

464
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,292
feels a little...

465
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,502
disproportionate
to the crime.

466
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,837
(scoffs):
Wha...?

467
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,755
There might be
some displacement.

468
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,674
I'll show you displacement
when I displace his bollocks,

469
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,510
and throw them on the floor
and stamp on them one at a time!

470
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,637
Uh, um...

471
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,305
Why don't you tell me again

472
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,891
about this case
you were working on?

473
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,228
Well...

474
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,563
nothing more to say.

475
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,648
A girl was killed

476
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,942
and Detective Decker
is going after the wrong person.

477
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,277
And that doesn't bother you?
Well, why should it?

478
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,279
Well, because from everything
you've told me,

479
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,533
it sounds like Ty probably had
nothing to do with this murder.

480
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,326
That he got himself into--

481
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,204
or someone helped him into--

482
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,706
a bad situation.

483
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,165
And that bothers you.

484
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,500
Yes.

485
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,835
Why?

486
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,713
Because I punish the guilty.

487
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,965
And Ty's not guilty.

488
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,388
(Emily Bell's "Back to the Way
I Was" playing)

489
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,227
♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪

490
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,478
♪ Oh, oh... ♪

491
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,272
Detective Chloe
Decker, LAPD.

492
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,649
I'm here to see Ty Huntley's
agent, Joe Hanson.

493
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,650
I'm sorry,
without an appointment--

494
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,027
(laughter nearby)

495
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,653
LUCIFER: Let me get this
right-- your clients

496
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,363
do all the work, yet you
chaps make all the money?

497
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,490
Really?
And they call me the Devil!

498
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,533
(laughter)

499
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,201
If I ever return to Hell,

500
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,245
you kids will be
my first call.

501
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,121
Especially you.

502
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,916
Oh, one last thing
before I go.

503
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,709
Which of you is into killing
attractive redheads?

504
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,087
(coughs)
Lucifer?

505
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,379
Detective!

506
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,380
A word?

507
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,051
Oh?

508
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,677
♪ ...back to the way I was. ♪

509
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,638
What the hell do you
think you're doing?

510
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,099
Finding, then punishing
Ali Thornton's actual killer.

511
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,892
How did you know
to come to this agency?

512
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,644
I tried to tell you, Detective.

513
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,062
On the dead girl's phone.
She called here--

514
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,688
Here and traded calls
with Ty's agency

515
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,065
a few hours before
she was killed.

516
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,316
I know, I checked
her phone records.

517
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,734
And you're welcome.

518
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,277
I also able found out
that the call

519
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,988
was transferred
to Ty's agent, Joe Hanson.

520
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,697
Right, so why did the dead girl
even know Ty's agent?

521
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,198
I mean, she was
Ty's one night stand.

522
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,867
It hardly makes sense.

523
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,243
Well, that's what
I'm here to find out.

524
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,578
And that's
why you can go now.

525
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,581
(laughing)

526
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,791
What's so funny?

527
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,834
Well, the fact that
you think I'm gonna go.

528
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,793
It's hilarious actually.

529
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,463
Lucifer, I don't need your help.

530
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,298
Look, I'm not trying
to solve this for you.

531
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,550
I'm ensuring that the right
person is held responsible.

532
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,179
Look, come on, I've been helpful
before, haven't I, Detective?

533
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,141
You step out of line one time--

534
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,767
You can give me a right-good
spanking, I promise.

535
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,893
Come on, let's go.

536
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,396
MAN: Ty wouldn't do
something like this.

537
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,149
He's such a good kid.

538
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,483
I'm actually more curious
about you, Mr. Hanson.

539
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,776
Me? (chuckles)

540
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,402
Why? I didn't even
go to the party.

541
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,988
I had to work.

542
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,033
CHLOE: You spoke to the victim a
few hours before she was killed.

543
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,660
Maybe it's best if I don't say
anything without my attorney.

544
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,203
Joey! Joe, Joe.

545
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,621
There's no need for that.

546
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,581
Why don't you

547
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,625
tell me what you
really want, hmm?

548
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,379
What desires drive
a man such as yourself?

549
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,969
I want to be
the greatest agent of all time.

550
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,721
Really?

551
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,930
And to do that,

552
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,975
I need to protect my clients.

553
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,560
Come on.

554
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,147
And, uh...

555
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,524
If you want to protect Ty,
tell us what you know.

556
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,199
(chuckles)
Let's make a deal.

557
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,701
I'll tell you everything.
You look into something.

558
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,869
Here's a deal.

559
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,162
Tell us everything,
and I don't cuff you

560
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,830
in front of your
co-workers and take you in.

561
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,415
I know how this goes.

562
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,458
Ali's a young actress
looking for a break.

563
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,961
An agent promises
to help her out, in exchange,

564
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,130
she's treated them like a party
favor to your star clients.

565
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,882
Okay, okay.

566
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,509
I did call Ali.

567
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,636
I hired her to have sex with Ty.

568
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,346
Wow, seems I wasn't
the only one

569
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,849
who wanted the young virgin
to loosen up.

570
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,726
No, I loved the virgin angle.

571
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,978
It's a clean hook,
got him a lot of attention.

572
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,399
But Ty was a mess.

573
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,859
I needed him

574
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,028
to get over his ex.

575
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,071
Why?

576
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,866
Geez.

577
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,660
Popular boy, this Ty--
isn't he?

578
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,538
So what, did this anger
his ex or something?

579
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,000
No, it's from his ex,

580
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,044
Debra Macall.
She left this behind

581
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,587
one of the many
times she came here

582
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,131
trying to find him.

583
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,882
She used to call all the time
trying to get a hold of him.

584
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,675
So, he dated a crazy fan?

585
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,719
He didn't know it
at the beginning.

586
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,055
So when I figured it out,
he had already fallen for her.

587
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,390
Oh, suppose I can
understand why.

588
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,934
(chuckles)

589
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,560
JOE: See, after a while,
Debra got possessive,

590
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,937
controlling--

591
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,521
she thought
she was managing him.

592
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,398
So I told Ty he needed
to break up with her.

593
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,067
He refused.

594
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,736
I made Ty file
a restraining order

595
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,238
after she broke a girl's nose

596
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,614
just for buying him a mojito.

597
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,199
Quite a hair trigger
on this Debra,

598
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,243
by the sounds of it.
Hmm.

599
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,662
If Debra found out

600
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,622
that Ty was with
that poor girl...

601
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,548
Hmm. Finally, some rain.

602
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,550
Maybe someone up there
is looking out for us.

603
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,178
I can assure you,

604
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,429
He's in no way
meteorologically inclined.

605
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,764
Apart from
the whole Noah thing,

606
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,724
and that was a one-off.

607
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,814
Anyhow, her roommate confirmed

608
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,440
that she took
the 4:00 p.m. class, so...

609
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,651
Ty's ex should be
out any second now.

610
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,695
I told you
you had the wrong man.

611
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,362
Wrong gender as well,
apparently.

612
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,199
Finally, we're getting warmer.

613
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,742
Why are you so hell-bent
on proving Ty's not the killer?

614
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,910
Like I've been saying,

615
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,578
I want to punish
the real killer.

616
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,455
But why?

617
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,208
Is it 'cause you pushed him
towards Ali at the party?

618
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,417
Well, I don't see what that
has to do with anything.

619
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,919
And I think you're starting
to agree with me.

620
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,587
Otherwise, you wouldn't
be here, would you?

621
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,922
Bye!
Bye!

622
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,966
CHLOE:
There she is.

623
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,136
(women conversing
indistinctly in distance)

624
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,804
That was great.
I'll call you at lunch.

625
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,639
I'm over here.
CHLOE:
Debra Macall?

626
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,308
I'm Detective Decker, LAPD.

627
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,185
We need to ask you a few
questions about Ty Huntley.

628
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,811
I've got nothing to say.

629
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,313
It's either here
or down at the station.

630
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:18,856
Leave me alone!
CHLOE: Debra...

631
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,445
(car alarm blaring,
horn honking)

632
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,782
See?

633
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,201
Warmer.

634
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,458
(siren whoops)

635
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,919
Found this on
the undercarriage.

636
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,461
Remote detonator.

637
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,090
Whoever set off
this bomb was nearby.

638
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,883
Scour the security cameras
in the area.

639
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,261
Get facial I.D.'s on anyone
in a hundred-block radius.

640
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,722
LUCIFER:
You couldn't live with yourself
for committing murder,

641
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,349
so you set your car
to explode, didn't you?

642
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,184
Eh? Wanted to go out
in a blaze of glory.

643
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,434
Of course not!

644
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,687
Murder? What are
you talking about?

645
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,022
LUCIFER:
Oh, come on...

646
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,774
The bomb was triggered remotely.

647
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,692
Whoever set it off did it
before you got to the car.

648
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,111
There's a clear
line of sight.

649
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,695
I don't think the plan
was to kill you.

650
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,655
I think they wanted
to scare you.

651
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,158
So... you know of any reason why
someone would want to do that?

652
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,534
No.

653
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,661
Yes, why did you run, Debra?

654
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:15,996
Awfully guilty-looking.

655
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,791
I thought you were
going to bust me

656
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:19,750
for violating
my restraining order.

657
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,502
I went to Ty's party last night.

658
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,047
I-I just...
I just looked.

659
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,340
From outside,
through the window.

660
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,925
I couldn't help it, I miss him.

661
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,094
Yes, breaking up's
so hard, isn't it?

662
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,762
You're like two
pathetic peas in a pod.

663
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,513
Okay, we are made
for each other.

664
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,057
As good as he is at football,

665
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,101
that's how good I am
at being his girlfriend.

666
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,727
You mean ex-girlfriend.

667
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,771
We never stay broken up.
It's just a phase.

668
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,690
And no one looks out
for him the way that I do.

669
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,610
And then I saw him
kissing that girl and I...

670
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,736
Squeezed the life out of her?

671
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:48,988
DEBRA:
No!

672
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,365
Where were you between

673
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,325
1:00 and 3:00 a.m.
this morning?

674
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:57,079
The only place that
always makes me feel better.

675
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,039
(sobbing)

676
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:02,876
DAN: How long
does this go on?

677
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,086
CHLOE:
Three hours.

678
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,255
(wry laugh)

679
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,756
That's the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

680
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,343
CHLOE:
Yep. All-night froyo shop

681
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,552
puts Debra there well past
the time of the victim's death.

682
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,887
Her alibi checks out.

683
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,433
So Debra didn't strangle Ali.

684
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,435
Well, whoever
planted the bomb

685
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,603
went to great lengths
to make us think Debra did it.

686
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,022
Why?

687
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:23,981
I don't know.

688
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,364
We might actually know
who rigged the car.

689
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:34,992
Ronnie Hillman.

690
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,454
CHLOE:
The big Hollywood fixer?

691
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,537
Yeah.

692
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,998
A security cam
caught her

693
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,291
walking nearby,
right after the explosion.

694
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,709
This can't be a coincidence.

695
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,336
Someone must've
hired her for this.

696
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,421
I've been trying to build a case
on her for years,

697
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,755
and every time
we've approached her,

698
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,674
she's lawyered up immediately.

699
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,009
Ronnie is a pro.

700
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,344
So how do we approach her?

701
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,470
She's picky about
talking to strangers.

702
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,889
Definitely no cops.

703
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,978
What about someone

704
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:05,064
she'd never expect us
to work with?

705
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,441
LUCIFER:
Do I get a code word?

706
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,318
You know, for when
you take her down.

707
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,195
If so,
might I suggest

708
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,530
"monkey bottoms"?

709
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,906
'Cause trust me, I can work that

710
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,032
into any sentence
quite naturally.

711
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,992
You sure this
is a good idea?

712
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,785
Lucifer reached out to her

713
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,954
and she agreed to meet him,
so it's our best shot.

714
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,290
And you won't need a code word,
and you won't be miked,

715
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,666
because she'll be
looking for that.

716
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,085
This is a simple handoff.

717
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,753
All we need you to do
is vouch for Dan

718
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,171
as someone
that needs her services.

719
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,881
Vouch for Detective Douche?

720
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,799
Oh, gosh, this is gonna
be harder than I thought.

721
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,094
Once I engage with her,
I will hire her

722
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,512
to fix a problem
of mine.

723
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,596
Right. Well, if it's
that stick up your ass,

724
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,933
I'm afraid there's no one
strong enough to pull that out.

725
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,435
She goes there
to fix my problem,

726
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,103
our people will be waiting
to arrest her.

727
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,645
Ah.
CHLOE:
And then we'll
have leverage

728
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,106
to find out what she knows
about Ali's murder.

729
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,357
She has information we need,

730
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,025
so let's just stick to the plan.

731
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,569
Assuming, of course,
Ronnie hasn't run off

732
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:52,986
because our sting
suddenly turned into

733
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,113
a Michael Bublé concert.

734
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,074
Lucifer,
this isn't a game.

735
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,326
Oh.
Now, are you
up for this or not?

736
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:03,038
Am I up for encouraging someone
to commit a nefarious act?

737
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,664
Mm, let me think.

738
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,666
Put me in, Coach.

739
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,877
(sighs)

740
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:12,047
♪ Drown my woes in a
lake of fire, sing a song... ♪

741
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,091
Ooh, lovely moves.

742
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,675
♪ Drown my woes
in a lake of fire ♪

743
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,261
♪ Sing a song
gonna take me higher... ♪

744
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,012
Try to look
even more like a douche.

745
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,391
Mission accomplished.

746
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,351
♪ Lucifer gonna set me free ♪

747
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,062
♪ Good Lord turned
his back on me ♪

748
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,982
♪ Lucifer gonna set me free... ♪

749
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,066
She's here.

750
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,068
Okay, great. Here we go.

751
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,988
(music playing over speakers)

752
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:39,866
♪ Never got no good
doing what I'm told ♪

753
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:44,580
♪ It's a mean world
that I've known ♪

754
00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,499
♪ Now you'll find me
where the devil don't go... ♪

755
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,209
Ronnie Hillman,
problem-solver extraordinaire.

756
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,965
Oh...

757
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,300
(laughs)

758
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,301
Mm, you checking for a wire

759
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,760
or are you just pleased
to see me?

760
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,720
(laughs)

761
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,264
Little bit of both.

762
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,474
Mmm! (chuckles)

763
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,142
Hello, Mr. Morningstar.

764
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,727
Rest assured...

765
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,480
I can help you
with your problem.

766
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,107
Well, actually,
I don't need your help.

767
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,775
I...

768
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,902
Wait, what do you think
my problem is?

769
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,779
Impostor running around
ruining your name.

770
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,907
Your professional reputation
has taken a bit of a dive.

771
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,996
As has your sexual one,
I'm afraid.

772
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,123
All those
unsatisfied ladies...

773
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,916
Word gets around.

774
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,920
That is the reason
you reached out to me, isn't it?

775
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,593
Yes.

776
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,261
Yes, it very much is.

777
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,138
I do have a problem
that could use your help.

778
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,848
I am all yours.

779
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,933
Oh! Well, I like you,
monkey bottoms. (chuckles)

780
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,977
Here's what I need you to do...

781
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,563
♪ ... doing what I'm told... ♪

782
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,314
(whispering):
Lucifer, what are you doing?

783
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,649
(music playing over speakers)

784
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:54,900
Hey, Dan, what's going on?

785
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,320
DAN:
I don't know.

786
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,946
They're still talking.

787
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,951
And now she's leaving.

788
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,955
LUCIFER:
Lovely.

789
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,334
What the hell did you do?

790
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,504
I hired the fixer to fix
a problem, like you wanted.

791
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:16,963
You let her go.
What happened to the plan?

792
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,882
I made a better one.
How?

793
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,217
Just sit tight

794
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,468
and we'll all get what we want.

795
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,851
(gasps, grunts)

796
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,811
Finally!
(whimpers)

797
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,607
The would-be Prince of Darkness.

798
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,358
Payment due
upon delivery.

799
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,859
(wry laugh)

800
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,153
I'd like to examine
the goods first.

801
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,113
RONNIE:
Your dime.

802
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,369
Right.

803
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,663
Let's see the face
of my impostor.

804
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,501
(Maze laughs)

805
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,963
The resemblance
is uncanny.

806
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,386
It most certainly is not.

807
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,887
(giggling)

808
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,723
How could anyone think
that you were me?

809
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,308
(false British accent): You know
who you're messing with?

810
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,394
I'm Lucifer
freaking Morningstar!

811
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,062
Oh...

812
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,522
Are you now?

813
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,233
Well... you've certainly
been a busy bee,

814
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,235
haven't you, "Lucifer"?

815
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,237
Eh?

816
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,614
Apparently, you've started
a modeling agency,

817
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,325
pitched a Web series.

818
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:28,952
And I hear
you've also been

819
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,746
very active with the women.

820
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,914
Ladies love me.

821
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,541
What can I say?

822
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,543
It's what they've been saying
that's the trouble.

823
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:39,421
It seems you're a bit
of a two-pump chump.

824
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:40,589
Also, a crier afterwards.

825
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,758
That happened one time.

826
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,594
Right. Well, we can't
have you running around

827
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,220
cheapening the Lucifer brand,
now, can we?

828
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,473
What do you say, Maze?

829
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,433
Impalement?

830
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,726
MAZE:
Hmm...

831
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,395
Why rush?

832
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,314
I say the rack.
Oh.

833
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,816
Oh!
Ooh.

834
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,317
That way,

835
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,068
we can really enjoy it.

836
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,987
LUCIFER: Better.
Yes, much better.

837
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,281
Every joint of every limb

838
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,283
dislocated before it's torn off.

839
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:11,119
No, no, no, no, no-- look, look,
look, I just... I just...

840
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,497
I just wanted to get chicks
and-and free drinks.

841
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,165
Um, really.

842
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,418
(dropping accent):
My name is Justin.

843
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,419
I'm from Sherman Oaks.

844
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:20,420
(Maze and Lucifer laughing)

845
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,631
Oh, Justin...

846
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,591
the things I'm gonna do to you.

847
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:25,967
Oh, no, no, no,
I-I'm sorry!

848
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,177
I only came here one time

849
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,054
and I just told some girls

850
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,514
that I owned the place, and...

851
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,015
and that opened
some doors for me

852
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,350
and so I just
started rolling with it.

853
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,102
How dare you abscond my name!

854
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,813
Please, don't hurt me.

855
00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,231
Please.

856
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,607
LUCIFER:
I'm not gonna hurt you,

857
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,818
Justin,
I'm going to destroy you.

858
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:45,195
Oh, this is so hot.

859
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,740
It's like you're
punishing yourself.

860
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:56,498
Seems I could be just, um,

861
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,957
overreacting a bit.

862
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:03,422
Go.

863
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:05,883
Go on!

864
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,886
And never sully my name again.

865
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,808
Let's at least take a finger.

866
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,101
We've done enough, Maze.

867
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:24,943
Pleasure doing business
with you, Lucifer.

868
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,945
Yes, it was, wasn't it?

869
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,947
Which is why I'm going to have
to apologize for my friends.

870
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:30,156
What friends?

871
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,909
CHLOE:
Ronnie Hillman,

872
00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,159
you're under arrest
for kidnapping and assault.

873
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,999
Would you mind
calling my lawyer?

874
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,959
(handcuffs tightening)
Her number's in
my back pocket.

875
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,629
Yeah, sure thing.

876
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,046
I'll tell her
about the kidnapping,

877
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,715
the airtight evidence we have,

878
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,675
the attempted murder
on Debra Macall,

879
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,886
and then when we connect you
to Ali Thornton's murder,

880
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:52,220
maybe you'll get
a nice injection of drugs,

881
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,222
and you can go to sleep forever.

882
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:58,518
Hang on-- I had nothing
to do with Ali's murder.

883
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,522
Debra Macall, Ty Huntley's ex,
she's the murderer.

884
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,483
I cared about Ali.

885
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,443
Mm-hmm, here's what I think.

886
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,654
I think you tried to scare Debra
into confessing to Ali's murder,

887
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,987
but Debra didn't do it.

888
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,573
She's got an ironclad alibi.

889
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,662
This is my fault.

890
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,664
Why?

891
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:22,334
I promised Ali
I would protect her.

892
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,003
All she ever wanted
was to be an actress.

893
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:26,672
She was gonna leave her mark.

894
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,005
But you know how that goes.

895
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:31,426
Endless rejection,
she ran out of money.

896
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,429
This was her first gig with me.

897
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,431
She didn't even know
if she could do it.

898
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:40,769
But I told her... I told her
it was just like acting.

899
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:44,105
Besides, who doesn't want
to sleep with Ty Huntley?

900
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,775
I thought Ty's agent hired
Ali to sleep with him.

901
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:50,069
He hired me for a number
three special: blackmail.

902
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:53,072
Slip him a roofie, get naked,
whip out a selfie stick,

903
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,407
and voilà.

904
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,075
LUCIFER: Why would
he have any desire

905
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,744
to blackmail his
own star client,

906
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,287
a client he's all
about protecting?

907
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,248
Ty's agent told you
that Debra killed Ali.

908
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,835
He did, yeah.

909
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,304
You think Joe's the killer,

910
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,224
that he took things into
his own hands, quite literally.

911
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,726
We don't have any proof.

912
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,645
Right, well, how do you
propose that we get him?

913
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,899
Joe pointed the finger
right at Debra,

914
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,650
painted her as crazy.

915
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,485
It's not that hard a picture
to paint, in her case.

916
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,487
Why was he so certain
she'd make a good suspect?

917
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:35,615
Maybe he found out
she went to Ty's party.

918
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,743
Maybe he knew she
went to Ty's party.

919
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,716
You are looking
at the future of football.

920
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,885
The American Dream.

921
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:59,138
Honest, resilient, heroic.

922
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,474
The police tried to pin

923
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,562
the death of that
poor girl on you.

924
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,356
But we kept it
out of the press.

925
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:11,651
We got you out of jail.

926
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,737
We will always
protect you...

927
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,698
and make you a bigger
star than ever.

928
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,534
This is
Ty Huntley...

929
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,870
rebranded. (laughs)

930
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,585
LUCIFER:
Rebranded, eh?

931
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,253
Does it come
with a new scent?

932
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,421
Free toy inside?

933
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,339
What do you want?

934
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,842
Ty is free on bail.

935
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:38,011
We have to talk to Ty
down at the station again,

936
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,763
maybe walk him
past a few reporters.

937
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,222
Whoa, hold on, uh,
Joe, what is this?

938
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,933
Oh, come on!
This is ridiculous.

939
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,226
Ty wouldn't
hurt anybody!

940
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,561
What about Debra?

941
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:47,854
I told you to look into her.

942
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,439
She's the crazy one.

943
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,108
Yes, well, I thought
it was her all along.

944
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,026
I mean, the woman certainly
redefines "intensity."

945
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,612
But Debra was home with a friend
the night of the murder.

946
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,780
What?!

947
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,531
She's lying.

948
00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,783
There's no evidence
placing her at the party.

949
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,118
No one saw her.

950
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,453
So are you ready
to face the cameras?

951
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,122
His sponsors will love
the free publicity.

952
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,874
Tell me, what's
ten percent of nothing?

953
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,459
I saw Debra there.

954
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,338
I went by the party.

955
00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:18,885
But a work call came up,
and I never made it inside.

956
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,804
I didn't say anything before

957
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,556
because I told my wife
I was working late.

958
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:27,727
When I was driving away,
I saw Debra outside Ty's window.

959
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,313
So you admit you were
there that night.

960
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,983
Yeah, and so was Debra.

961
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,317
That's the proof
you need, right?

962
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,944
CHLOE: That's
the proof we need.

963
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:38,071
We have a sworn statement
from Ronnie Hillman

964
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,572
saying that you hired the victim

965
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,574
to make a sex tape with
Ty to blackmail him.

966
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,242
I just needed to place
you at the scene.

967
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,953
LUCIFER: Yeah, see,
that's why I don't lie.

968
00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:46,788
It's so hard to keep track
of who knows what.

969
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,665
It's not true.

970
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,168
I only want what's
best for you, Ty.

971
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,794
You know, I still
don't understand.

972
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,671
Why is it my own agent
would want to blackmail me?

973
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,007
Because he thought eventually
you were gonna leave him.

974
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,800
What, because I took one meeting
with another agency?

975
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,344
Joe...

976
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,846
I only did that
to make Debra happy.

977
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,181
But even though
you'd broken up,

978
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:05,682
he knew you'd get
back together,

979
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,267
so he decided to strike first,
get some leverage.

980
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:11,688
If he left me,
I would be ruined.

981
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,356
I mean,
do you understand?

982
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,192
He is my Brady, my Manning.

983
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,527
But Ali wasn't cut out
for this sort of thing, was she?

984
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:18,945
She didn't want
to give you the video.

985
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,405
Stupid bitch.

986
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:25,160
She said she realized
Ty was a good guy.

987
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:26,786
She didn't want to go
through with it.

988
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,789
Her name was Ali Thornton,
and you killed her.

989
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,041
For what?

990
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,210
Greed? Ego?

991
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,544
I didn't want to hurt her.

992
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,047
I just wanted her phone. And...

993
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,840
(Joe sighs)

994
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,304
But I squeezed too hard.

995
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,183
I'm done.

996
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,185
Forget this.
I'm out of here.

997
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:57,567
(gasps)

998
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,069
Did I squeeze too hard?

999
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,073
How did you...?

1000
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:04,407
What did...?

1001
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,409
Lucifer, what are you doing?

1002
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,578
Finally focusing my
anger where it belongs.

1003
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,579
Lucifer...

1004
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,377
(chuckles)

1005
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,797
Yes, of course.

1006
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,590
Your turn, Detective.

1007
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,843
(sirens wailing,
radio chatter)

1008
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,310
I still can't believe
Joe did this.

1009
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,897
I wasn't ever gonna
leave him, you know that?

1010
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,565
Definitely gonna leave him now.

1011
00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,234
But you know what,
you, uh...

1012
00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:41,069
you stayed good
to your word, Lucifer.

1013
00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,279
Thank you.

1014
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,073
Yes, well, now you owe me one.

1015
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,078
DEBRA:
Ty!

1016
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,663
Ty! Ty!

1017
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:54,666
Oh, my baby.

1018
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,835
Oh, my God, I'm
so glad to see you.

1019
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,586
Oh.
You are?

1020
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:00,130
Yes, you are
crazy, baby.

1021
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,048
But you're my crazy,
you hear me?
Yeah?

1022
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,219
Warms the cockles,
doesn't it?

1023
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,430
So, Detective,

1024
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,141
looks like you've
solved another case

1025
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,142
because of me.

1026
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:13,935
I solved this case despite you.

1027
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,937
What? What about the
cell phone I found?

1028
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,272
That was key evidence.

1029
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,940
Evidence you
almost destroyed.

1030
00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,442
I got you the leverage
you needed to crack Ronnie.

1031
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,736
You co-opted a sting operation
for your own gain.

1032
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,989
And I solved another crime.

1033
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,449
Identity theft.
(chuckles)

1034
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:31,452
Come on, admit it--
we solved this one together.

1035
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,830
Or are you too egotistical
to acknowledge my help?

1036
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:38,501
Okay, yeah, you didn't
completely destroy the case.

1037
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,837
So you can stop blaming
yourself, great.

1038
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,088
Whatever do you mean?

1039
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,467
The whole reason you tried
to prove Ty's innocence?

1040
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,303
Was to catch the true culprit.

1041
00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:51,931
Yeah, sure.

1042
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,271
LUCIFER: So I decided
not to punish myself.

1043
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,939
Yourself?

1044
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,275
Well, my fake self.

1045
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,609
The person
I'd kidnapped.

1046
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,945
I decided not
to beat him up.

1047
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,365
(sighs) You were right,
I was, um...

1048
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,033
(sighs loudly with satisfaction)
What's the word?

1049
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,701
Displacing?

1050
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,704
...displacing my anger
and frustration on Luci-phony,

1051
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,790
because the right person wasn't
being punished for Ali's death.

1052
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,792
And who was the right person?

1053
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,461
Well, the sleazy
agent, of course.

1054
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,797
Ah, yeah.

1055
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:28,051
Of all the cities in
the world, Lucifer,

1056
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,678
why did you decide
to come to Los Angeles?

1057
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,680
Well, the same reason
as everyone else.

1058
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,432
Uh, the weather,
porn stars,

1059
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:36,226
Mexican food-- mm!

1060
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,936
Mmm.

1061
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,729
You know, you say... you
say people are phony here,

1062
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:43,733
but I think people come here
to reinvent themselves.

1063
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,735
And I think that's
why you're here.

1064
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,737
To reinvent yourself.

1065
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,156
Why would I mess
with perfection?

1066
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,327
You like working with
the detective, don't you?

1067
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,082
I told you, I'm good
at punishing people--

1068
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,834
nay, I'm the best
at punishing bad people.

1069
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,170
I didn't enjoy it when
my father forced me to,

1070
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,172
but now that it's
on my own terms,

1071
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,174
it's downright delightful.

1072
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,176
Yeah, well, I think
you don't just enjoy

1073
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,178
punishing the bad guys.

1074
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,180
I think you're starting
to like seeking justice

1075
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:16,141
for the good ones.

1076
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:20,603
Like Ali.

1077
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,771
(Lucifer scoffs)

1078
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,524
It's another reason
to hate L.A.--

1079
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,193
all this self-
indulgent therapy.

1080
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,403
You should be ashamed.

1081
00:41:28,445 --> 00:41:29,737
You're doing it again.

1082
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:30,863
What?

1083
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,531
Displacing.

1084
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,533
No, I'm not.

1085
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,035
And that's denial.

1086
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:38,288
That's a river in Africa.

1087
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,290
(chuckles)

1088
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:42,667
♪ ♪

1089
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,135
♪ You looked so good at first ♪

1090
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:55,638
♪ When I didn't know your name ♪

1091
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,808
♪ But you took me by surprise ♪

1092
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:03,146
♪ You made me feel so strange ♪

1093
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:06,565
♪ Ooh... ♪

1094
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:13,365
♪ Ooh... ♪


